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Monday, May 27th, 2002

Subject:Fire fire fire, fire on my brain.
Time:9:41 pm.
Mood: aggravated.
Yeah, so the weekend was good. I chilled with people. I feel bad not going to Caroline's party but I'm not missing this show. I'm still kicking myself for missing that Dillinger show a couple years back. I'm still mad cuz I missed Walls of Jericho. I'm not missing this show. Converge, God Forbid, All Else Failed, The Red Chord, American Nightmare...etc. Amazing. And the fact that my best friend is playing with them makes it even cooler. Yeah, so everyone's gonna be bugging me but whatever. I do get mad when people bug about stuff. Steve's telling me to not go on vacation because of the fest in New Jersey. Whatever Steve, I'm not going on another cruise after this one (most likely). We're gonna have lots of shows in the future. Besides, the vacation has been booked since February. I tried to fit the show in and compromise with my parents, but when it all comes down to it, i really would like to go on a cruise. I feel like working on my RPG. Speaking of which, I need some ideas and character names for the game. Help me out yo!
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Thursday, May 2nd, 2002

Time:9:27 pm.

Which Angry White Boy Band are You?

test by endofsanity

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Time:9:22 pm.
Mood: anxious.
Army of Darkness. Jigga what. I'm making a video game for it. That's right. I'm getting RPG Maker for Playstation and making an RPG for one of the greatest movies ever. Wha wha. I'm all excitied. This is all I'm gonna be talking about for the next month or so. So yeah, if you live fairly close to me, play my game. OR ELSE!
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Sunday, April 14th, 2002

Subject:Spillage emergency!
Time:7:36 pm.
Mood: lazy.
Okay weekend update

Wow! What a show. I went fucking crazy for blueskiesfade. I almost passed out at one point. Crazy shit.
A Life Once Lost- put on a good show. I've seen em a lot though.
This Day Forward- Once again, played a really good set.
blueskiesfade- Wow. Even crazier than I remembered. I'm glad I didn't miss them. I was up front singing along which eventually led to my glasses getting broken. H to the C.

Did yardwork all day. Emily came over around 7 or so. Very cool girl. Cute too. We watched t.v. and talked about random stuff for a while. Then, we went to Dave's and hung out with Dave, Caroline, Mark, Pam, and some other guy. We had a silly good time.

homework, bleh
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Tuesday, April 9th, 2002

Subject:Random quote fun!
Time:9:44 pm.
I have the funniest friends....

Bigc32786: i need to be sexed up
Bigc32786: or down
noAgNO3ineyes: ooh baby
Bigc32786: i like it raw
Bigc32786: oh baby i like it raw
noAgNO3ineyes: what about sideways
noAgNO3ineyes: or diagonally
Bigc32786: i'm down twith that
noAgNO3ineyes: i wanna be sexed diagonally
Bigc32786: i'm not down with the backwards shit that stuff crazy

I was James Dean: adult language and parcial nudity rules
noAgNO3ineyes: indeed
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Subject:(insert witty title here)
Time:9:17 pm.
Mood: aggravated.
Yeah I hate computers. I wanna take time out to talk about the band situation. It involves our drummer, John. I wanna say that nothing in here is meant to offend John. John's a great guy and a great friend as well. I'm just going to explain what's going on and my feelings on it.

From the beginning...

It started when John wrote our most recent song. John's our drummer and he wrote the song for guitar. I was okay with this. No problems. It was good. I liked it. I completed the song by adding a couple riffs. It was all good. I guess John got the idea that he'd be writing more songs. He kept showing me all these songs that he had. They were good and all but they were a bit too emo if you asked me. I'd rather be doing melodic hardcore stuff. It was also annoying because I would show him what I had and he'd tell me that he didn't like it. So he shows me what he has of a song. He tells me to change stuff around if I wanted to. I guess I took that the wrong way. I basically spent all of saturday writing a song. I only used one of the riffs that he gave me. Bad move. I show him the next day what I did. He basically said that he didn't really like the song and he was dissapointed that I didn't use more of his riffs. I tried to explain to him that you can't use everything that you have all at once. There's riffs that I've had for a while that I basically threw out to make way for other stuff. I also tried to explain that as a guitarist I wanna be able to write songs for the guitar. That being the purpose for me being in the band. I told him that its fine for him to show me riffs that he has but I don't want him giving me whole songs because that would mean that whatever I have at that point just gets thrown away. I thought that sounded reasonable. I explained how its fine for him to show me riffs but I can't promise putting all them in a song. I tried to make it sound as reasonable as possible because I didn't want to hurt his feelings or anything. I guess everything I said came off as being an asshole. I guess I should have just kept my mouth shut about the whole thing. It does make me angry that I never say anything if he doesn't like my stuff but he gets all defensive when I say that I don't like his stuff. Whatever. Paul told me that he's pissed at me, which is no good. I hate it when people are pissed at me. I definitely don't want to lose him as a band member but more importantly, I don't want to lose him as a friend.
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Wednesday, April 3rd, 2002

Subject:There's a horse in the hospital!
Time:10:06 pm.
Mood: indescribable.
Word. I've been feeling very optimistic lately. Probably cuz the weather nicer. Ah spring how I love you. Christa's here. It's nice to see her. I really have grown to loathe school. It's just stupid. Plain and simple. It needs to die. Seriously. I'm working on a book. Fictional. In the vein of Vonnegut, Bradbury (my favorite authors). I hate writing new songs on guitar. I can write riffs fine but its those transitions that piss me off. So I'm busy doing loads of homework. I forgot what I was gonna write. Caroline = yay.
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Saturday, March 16th, 2002

Time:9:32 pm.
Mood: anxious.
Yeah, Dave better call me soon. I want out of this house. I'm hyped up on helium. I tried that inhaling helium thing. Funny but not fun. Pros and cons:
+ Voice gets high and silly sounding
+ Singing Rhapsody on it is very funny
+ Verne Troyer what!
- Get really dizzy
- Almost pass out
- Cough
- Grab sister's inhaler
- dizzy
Too bad its not fun. Sounding like a chipmunk is great. I should do death growls with helium for the grind band (if it ever happens). I wish I lived in Sweden.
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Tuesday, March 12th, 2002

Subject:Computers are stupid
Time:9:06 pm.
Mood: aggravated.
I hate my computer. Its annoying. I was fucking beat today. I got home and slept. Score. I got a good IPR. Maybe Evan can go to Dave's after school. Or even get his permit. That would be super. I can't wait for school to be over. God I hate it. I feel like hurting something right now. That might relieve stress. *Punches desk*. Nope didn't help. I'll figure something out. Barbara's silly. ChikAdee 243: if my computer and your computer had baby computers together, they would be the stupidest baby computers in the world


Friday- Band practice. Okay. Worked on new songs.

Saturday- Show at Temple with Set Ablaze. Pig Destroyer was fucking amazing. Circle Of Dead Children was good fun as well.

Sunday- videogames. I almost beat SaGa Frontier 2. I'm stuck though. Can anyone help?

Take the High Yield Killing Method Test Now!!

I love you man. You are probably the drink with the most fan clubs ever. A lot of people depend of you and your caffeine content to keep them up all night. Others are just addicted.
Find your inner cola.
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Thursday, March 7th, 2002

Subject:Brown's the color of poop!
Time:8:31 pm.
Mood: tired.
The Family Guy is a good show. In school today, we watched a video in health class. It was boring until....they show the SMOKING FETUS! Yes that's right, a smoking fetus. It was amazing. School sucked otherwise. This girl in my spanish class had a clicky pen and was pushing it in and out while making sex noises. She's a weirdo. I'm gonna try pizza sex. It sounds fun. Don't put silver nitrate in your eyes.
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2002

Time:8:14 pm.
Mood: content.
I haven't updated this shizzy in forizzy. So what's new. Well, I'm not allowed out on weekdays because I got a D on my report card. Weekends are a different story. I got my hair cut and they cut it a bit too short. I'm not down with the short hair. It'll grow back. It's not the end of the world. I'm scanning in pictures from my childhood at County Downe. Yeah Dave, you know what's up. IM me and I'll give you a peek. My new screen name is noAgNO3ineyes. That reminds me. I'm starting a campaign called the NEVER PUT SILVER NITRATE IN YOUR EYES CAMPAIGN. The basis: Silver nitrate and eyes do not mix. The combination will leave you blind. Ingestion of silver nitrate will cause all kinds of problems including vomiting of black material and in most cases, death. Inhalation can cause lung disease. Skin contact with silver nitrate will turn your skin black and cause severe burns.

Genesis, Sega 19:666
"...and the lord spake saying, "thou shalt not put silver nitrate in thine eyes. For, if thou shalt do so, thou shalt become blind and without sight. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and the sloths, and the orangutangs, and the breakfast cereals, and the fruit bats, and so on and so on..."
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Thursday, December 27th, 2001

Time:5:19 pm.
Ice Ice Baby


The past. Maybe the past is important. Some of it at least. My past is in friends. I grew up in a small neighborhood of rowhomes in the suburbs of Philadelphia. It seems like I spent so much of my life there when it was only 5 years. 5 years is a long time when you're 5 years old. Anyway, Dave was my best friend growing up. He still is. He lived close to me and I walked to his house pretty much everyday. Its still the same 11 years later. We hung out with Scott, Harish, and JJ. I don't really talk to any of them anymore. Through elementary school I was really good friends with Erik Karlkavist. He's a loser now though. Unless he changed. I haven't seen him in a couple years. He changed in Middle School. He's dead to me. "So it goes." In Middle School I stopped hanging out with "popular" people and hung out with whoever I liked. Who cares what people think of you. Do what makes you happy. Enough going off topic. Dave's my best bud. I could get into my relationships with girls but it's pointless. It's pretty boring and it's just plain unecessary. I need to stop copying Dave.
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Subject:"I'll tell you in another lifetime when we are both cats"
Time:3:59 pm.
Mood: pensive.
I don't know what pensive means.

I know Dave is gonna write a book. I think I'm gonna have to steal that idea. I need to write. I'm gonna write in entries. I'll tell you when I'm writing an entry for the book.

Last night I went to see Vanilla Sky with Dave and his sister, Edna. It was a really good movie. Really really really really really....weird. I enjoyed it. I was really glad that I got to see Edna before she left for Hawaii. She's moving there with her family. I will miss her. I've known her as long as I've known Dave, I just haven't been as close to her as to Dave. Dave and Edna, however, were very close. I feel for both of them. I hope she does well in Hawaii. Good luck Edna. I'll take care of Dave for you.

Dave, Jamie is definitely turning out to be another Kelly. Or so it seems. Just renember Dave that "the sweet ain't as sweet without the sour."

Ice Ice Baby


Reading books really makes you think. Especially weird ones. I thought maybe I could write one. Actually I'm just stealing Dave's idea. Dave Gonzalass is my friend since infancy. We grew up together. I am over his house about as much as I'm at my house. I'm Evan Keller, an out-there 16 year old kid. That's all you need to know about me

I don't know who is gonna read this, or who will want to read this. I know Dave will. If you reach one person then it's all worth it. I don't know who said that, but its pretty convincing. I'm starting this not knowing where I'm going with it. That's the whole point. I guess past experiences would be a start. But the past is the past. There's no need to linger in the past. On the other hand, without a past there is no future. And as Billy Pilgrim said in Slaughterhouse 5, "...past present and future are all the same..." That's one of my favorite lines in the book. I always wanted to have something like that. A line that sticks with you. I've had one, I just never used it. Now seems like a good time to use something of the sort. You never realize how much you love someone until they're gone. It has no relevance, but isn't that the beauty of it. The world functions on spontaneity, and randomness. If you haven't realized it yet, there is no organization in this world. No matter what is done, there is always someone who is going to disagree. This is going nowhere. "So it goes."
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Wednesday, December 26th, 2001

Subject:Fuck yeah!
Time:12:06 am.
Hella, we're not going to New York. Hell fucking yes. Kupo!
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Tuesday, December 25th, 2001

Time:9:51 pm.
Mood: dorky.
Today was good. Merry Christmas. I got most of what I wanted. Its all good. I hung out with Dave and we went to his aunt's house for dinner. We caught the end of the Little Rascals movie. As Dave would say, "Score." I don't wanna go to New York with my parents tomorrow. Its gonna suck. I could've talked to Barbara to see if I could meet her up there, but no, they tell me about this yesterday. Its gonna suck. I'm trying to get out of it. I feel sorry for my sister but at least she wants to go. I wanna work on new songs with John.

Everyone knows about those stupid inflatable snowmen things that sit in your front yard. Well I'm sitting in Dave's computer room, when Dave says "WOW" and points out the window. I look out to see someone running down the street with one of those snowmen that was sitting in the front yard opposite Dave's. Stolen. Pure genius I tell you. The best part is that the people don't even notice it missing. I hate Dave's keyboard.
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Thursday, December 20th, 2001

Time:9:25 pm.

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Monday, December 17th, 2001

Subject:"Fuck what you know..."
Time:9:36 pm.
Mood: thoughtful.
Your Existing Situation

Unable to exert the efforts to achieve his objectives. Feels neglected, desiring greater security, warm affection, and fewer problems.

Your Stress Sources

Sensitive and impressionable, prone to absorbing enthusiasms. Seeks an idealized--but so far unfulfilled--situation in which he can share with another a complete accord and mutual depth of understanding. Feels there is a risk of being exploited if he is too ready to trust others and therefore demands proof of their sincerity. Needs to know exactly where he stands in relationships.

Your Restrained Characteristics

Wants to broaden his fields of activity and insists that his hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that he may be prevented from doing what he wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore his confidence.

Your Desired Objective

Needs a peaceful environment. Wants release from stress, and freedom from conflicts or disagreement. Takes pains to control the situation and its problems by proceeding cautiously. Has sensitivity of feeling and a fine eye for detail.

Your Actual Problem

Needs to protect himself against his tendency to be too trusting, as he finds it is liable to be misunderstood or exploited by others. Is therefore seeking a relationship providing peaceful and understanding intimacy, and in which each knows exactly where the other stands.

Your Actual Problem #2

Does not wish to be involved in differences of opinion, contention or argument, preferring to be left in peace.

These, like the personality disorder quiz, are suprisingly accurate. In other news, I went to Dave's today and chilled for a few hours. We watched Fight Club on his computer. What a good movie. It reminded me a bit of The Game in the fact that its a movie that you really have to think about. I was a little confused at the very end. I'm not gonna give it away though for those of you that didn't see it yet. I helped Dave organize his CD's and tapes. Fun fun. I got some of my PlayStation games back, borrowed some games from Dave, and got some shit from him.

What I got back that was originally mine...
1. Oddworld: Abe's Exoddous
2. Cool Boarders 2 (anyone wanna buy it?)

What I'm borrowing from Dave...
1. Castlevania: Symphony of the Flight
2. Final Fantasy IX
3. Metal Gear Solid

What I got from Dave...
1. God Forbid poster
2. All 4 Arson CD's on 1 burned CD

What Dave still has of mine but I don't really want back...
1. Cranberries: No Need To Argue (I like Zombie, that's about it)
2. SLC Punk Soundtrack (Good but I listened to it way too much)

That's about it for now...last week before Christmas vacation. Yay!
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Subject:Lab reports are evil!
Time:12:11 am.
Mood: tired.
I hate lab reports. I just spent half of the day doing this damn thing. It made no sense. Whatever, I'm finished now. I had a good time at Dave's. We watched Rushmore. What a good movie. Nothing like a good movie to make you feel good. I don't feel like writing any more.

"I saved latin. What did you ever do?"
- Max Fischer
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Sunday, December 16th, 2001

Subject:why would some type the full version of Mr. instead of the abbreviation
Time:1:34 am.
Mood: quixotic.
Quixotic sounds neat. I just got in from Pheonixville. I went with Set Ablaze to a show they were playing. It was the first time in like forever that my parents let me go. I was psyched. It was fun. I was hardcore dancing quite a bit. Set Ablaze played a good set. It was steamin like a demon in the place. No, it was steamin like TWO demons. My glasses were gettin foggy. It was so funny on the way back. We stopped at the gas station and these girls were in the parking lot. One of them was fucking drunk off her ass. She kept falling down and her friends like shoved her in the car. She asked us to buy her cigarettes, but we just made fun of her. The owner of the gas station called the cops on us cuz we were being loud and obnoxious. We were in the midst of leaving when George's van decided not to start. I got worried for a second but we got it started eventually. Me and Dave came up with a great idea to make money. We're gonna start a clothing company called Jesus Apparell. With slogans like, "Don't be left hanging, buy Jesus apparell," and "Buy Jesus Apparell, God commands you," how can we lose. Genius. Pure Genius. My band played on Friday. We did pretty good. The show was beat though, so me and John took a walk to Sportster's Bar to see our buddies in Set Ablaze. We snuck in. No one said anything. It was good. I met this cute girl. Her friend was driving a car and they stopped in the middle of the road and she yelled for me to come over. It turns out, she's in my homeroom. What a coinkidink. I was talking to her for like 2 seconds until her friend realized that the light was green and took off. It was a fun night.

Take the Corporate Mascot Test at Willaston's Lounge!

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Thursday, December 13th, 2001

Subject:Tub O' Luby
Time:8:59 pm.
Mood: enthralled.
Huzzah!! I passed Driver's Ed. Those idiots let me pass. Good times. Kevin's a goofy kid. Read this.XXBrudderXx: me and steve are makin a product called TUB o' LUBY
SometimeInApril: wow!
XXBrudderXx: our slogan "does your poop come out choppy?"
SometimeInApril: hahaha
XXBrudderXx: well if you want smoother craps, slicker dookies
XXBrudderXx: luby poopie
XXBrudderXx: then get TUB O' LUBY "just apply generiously to outside of anus, let sit, and i damn well know you next stanley steamer will come out like a four year old on crocadile mile
SometimeInApril: hahahahahahahaha
XXBrudderXx: hehehe
XXBrudderXx: I am weird
XXBrudderXx: I just made that up
XXBrudderXx: i laughed when it was done
XXBrudderXx: why do i make up things like that
SometimeInApril: cuz your kevin
XXBrudderXx: holy shit
XXBrudderXx: "mommy I'm kevin"
XXBrudderXx: ahhhh!
SometimeInApril: eek
XXBrudderXx: see kevin fall, and brake leg
XXBrudderXx: if i was indian i would be kevin brake a lega
XXBrudderXx: and i would look like this
XXBrudderXx: ( ))=======)
XXBrudderXx: oh wait wrong one
SometimeInApril: goodness
XXBrudderXx: (
XXBrudderXx: thats what i would look like
XXBrudderXx: and i was a thug i would be
SometimeInApril: haha
XXBrudderXx: ç:-()...whassup cracka
XXBrudderXx: watch i will give you boobs
XXBrudderXx: (.)(.)
XXBrudderXx: AHH!
SometimeInApril: eek
XXBrudderXx: ok kevie tire i sleep now
XXBrudderXx: bye
XXBrudderXx: I love you please

What a nut. We have a show tomorrow. I think we'll do good. We're supposed to have pins by now. I sent the damn check at least a month ago. The guy said two weeks turnaround. Been more than that. I'm emailing him. That's fucked up shit. Taking money and not sending the pins.

This kid in my Spanish class always says something about my shaggy hair. He's running out of jokes. He had some good ones like..."That kid needs a landscaper" or..."He needs like 3 haircuts". But now they just suck. He'll be like, "I'll cut your hair with a chainsaw". "Artour, you already said that one after I said it. You need new material." "Evan, are you anti-christ?" "No!" "You know who told me? My dick." He also says that he rode his bike to Brooklyn. Stupid kid. No one likes him. Alright, I'm tired.
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